2010-12-29

What's Your Microsoft prediction for 2011?

The Seattle Times Microsoft Pri0 blog asks: What's Your Microsoft prediction for 2011? Well, here are mine:

Steve Ballmer will... co-star with "Little Frank" Colacurcio on a new reality show, "Real CEOs of the West Coast"

Microsoft's stock will... replace Lunesta as the most popular sleep aid

Windows Phone 7 will... prevent most users from walking into telephone poles

The iPad will... continue to be the "really don't need/must have" item of the year

Bing will... continue to exacerbate my attention deficit disorder

Here are other reader responses.

2 comments:

  1. A lot of links in a short message. Having followed them, I saw:
    a fat bald guy skipping about in a pitted out shirt screaming; I wonder if he has a big chair located in some inner sanctum on the MS campus where he can sit and brood over his empire. a lackey enters and asked "what are going to do tomorrow boss? and he answers in the voice of "The Brain" in the cartoon Pinky and the Brain ... "Try to take over the world"

    - More Hitler raves, David Lynch on the iPhone cinema experience and the "other" IPad? Where do you find this stuff?

    - And in the "reader responses" that you linked to, the one by "trufru" was my favorite

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  2. Well, I started out intending to write something intelligent, but ended up just surfing for weird vids.

    I think Trufru ("The earth will roll like a bowl of jelly") may be Adrian Belew's "Omega" ("Y'all can't hit the side of a BARN wif a BASE BALL BAT").

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