Iceland Bridge Underway

It appears that one of the elder statesmen who follows this web site (most likely Sen Robert Byrd of WV) must have taken our advice, and in anticipation of the upcoming purchase of Iceland, Congress has voted funding for a massive sea bridge to connect us to the island nation.

Here is a satellite photo of the bridge construction, underway as this goes to press:

As long as our sage advice is being heeded, we would like to suggest a name for the bridge. Since Ted Kennedy's name has been reserved for the "Edward Moore Kennedy Memorial Health Bureaucracy," and President Obama's name is likewise taken for the "Barack Hussein Obama Socialism Comes out from under the Bed Program," we will have to find another august figure. Perhaps "Nancy Pelosi Incredible Suspension Bridge."